While Getting Married What Guy asked

something like this to the boy’sparents….??????No….. because women don’t lie

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Man Approaches a Very Beautiful Woman

the beautiful woman.To which the man replied, “Becauseevery time I talk to a beautifulwoman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

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Difference Between a Relationship & Video Game

the end without breaking,everyone is shocked.

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A Matter Of Punctuation

without her man, is nothing.”The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”

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I Accidentally Overturned a Golf Cart

I’ll help youget the cart up later.”“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”“Oh, come on now,” Elizabeth insisted.She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive … I was weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed but thought to myself, “my wife won’t like it.”After…

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Albert Einstein Become Driver

know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.”“That’s a great idea!” says Einstein. “Let’s switch places then!”So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.But…

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A Bear Walks into a Restaurant

“Whaddya mean?” the bearreplies. “I’m a bear!”

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Two Cows in Field

I heard it hit some cows downon the Johnson Farm.”The other cow replies, “I ain’tworried, it don’t affect us ducks.”

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On The Way of My Childhood Home

and slammed the door in my face.My parents are the worst.

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What Wife Asked to Waiter

he explained. “We justtell them they’re going to die.”

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The Talking Tree

a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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Bad girl and her Grandmother

were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” and she proceeded to the back of the line.A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.When he got to Grandma, he was…

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Woman on Floor

“Because I want to feel somethinghard for a change.”

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We do Not Want Children

and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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Man in Magic Forest

“You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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