what she’s trying to say.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: “He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.” A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. “Sorry I took so long” he says. “Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her a*s downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not crap in the vegetable garden again either!”

The Gunman repeats this 5 times and asks the same for the 6th time.
Driver: “Sir, shoot me if you must but there’s no way I can get hard again”
Gunman turns his head and says, “Gloria you can come out now”
A beautiful 18 year old comes out of the house on the side of the road.
Gunman: “This is my daughter. Please give her a ride to the next town. Thank you.”

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

you mean?” She said, “I’m a man.”