Slightly Embarrassed And With A Quick Smile To The Bus Driver, She Reached Behind Her To Unzip Her Skirt A Little, Thinking That This Would Give Her Enough Slack To Raise Her Leg. Again, She Tried To Make The Step Only To Discover She Still Couldn’T. So, A Little More Embarrassed, She Once Again Reached Behind Her To Unzip Her Skirt A Little More. For The Second Time, Attempted The Step, And Once Again, Much To Her Chagrin, She Could Not Raise Her Leg. With A Little Smile To The Driver, She Again Reached Behind To Unzip A Little More And Again Was Unable To Make The Step.

a dad, replies “Hi sorry, I’m Dad!” He then turns to me and asks “Are you
fucking sorry?”

said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.”
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue to feel good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women think they’re really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen.

searching for ways to climb his way up. Luckily he found a rope hanging down that cliff. Excited, he climbed up and on the top of a cliff he found a small weird looking hut. The man went inside and to his expectation, he found the wizard. The wizard was sitting there drinking from a flask. He welcomed the man and asked his purpose for this visit.

The man told wizard the whole story and asked for help. The wizard agreed. He asked that man to drink the secret potion from his flask. “Only 2 drops”, he said. As soon as the man drank it, his penis grew. The man was ecstatic. He thanked the wizard and took his leave. But before leaving, out of curiosity, he asked the wizard, “Just 2 drops of that potion did the magic on me. You have been drinking from that flask as well, yet it seems like the potion has no effect on you. Why is it so?”

The wizard said, “You think that was a rope hanging down the cliff?”

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn’t get pregnant again.”
Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?”
Billy Bob says, “This year I’m taking Earline with me.”