Sister Quotes Funny Humor Jokes

  1. I smile because you’re my sister, I laugh because you can’t do anything about it.
  2. Sisters are the crabs in the lawn of life!
  3. Sis, we are not getting older, we are getting awesome! Happy birthday!
  4. Am I not the coolest person you know sister?
  5. Sister, you are lucky to have me!
  6. My younger sister is my responsibility. If you mess with her, you will be messing with me too.
  7. Sister, you laugh, I laugh. You cry I cry. If you jump off a cliff, remember to do a flip!!
  8. Adventures with your sister, are not as sweet as chocolates. They are like a jar of jalapenos. What we do, always comes back to bite our ass tomorrow.
  9. Here’s to another year of getting closer to Velcro shoes, sister!
  10. Life is too short to be serious! If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me up. I will laugh at your sister. Any day.
  11. Sister, I like you better when you are asleep.
  12. Only I can make my sister cry! You, on the other hand, don’t even get to think about it.
  13. You’re like the first pancake sister, always a little weird.
  14. Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
  15. “You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories.”
  16. “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.”
  17. You my sister are always there for me, and on your birthday I just want to say thank you!
  18. “Never let an angry sister comb your hair.”
  19. “A sister will let you know when the outfit you’re trying on really doesn’t look fabulous.”
  20. “A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.”
  21. “We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.”
  22. “I finally moved out of my parent’s house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.”