Soldier Gets His Tool Blown

The next morning the soldier wakes up and slowly lifts the sheets only to see a baby
elephant trunk had been sewn on were his p*nis used to be. At first, he is

upset but can’t help but admire the length and girth of his new penis. The doctor tells him not to
worry and to return in a week for a checkup. Two days later the soldier is back in his office.

Why are you back so soon, is there a problem with your penile implant? Yes says the soldier, every time I try to eat something my penis takes it from me and shoves it up my ass