1. Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?

2. I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.

3. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

4. Haters only hate the things that they can’t get and the people they can’t be.

5. Haters will talk shit but wanna be where I sit, so lames can envy because I am the top bitch.

6. Haters; kill them with success and bury them with a smile

7. B.I.T.C.H: Beautiful Individuals that Create Haters

8. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

9. Haters stay mad because they can’t have the attention you have!

10. Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

11. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

12. Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are.

13. Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

14. Stupidity’s not a crime, so feel free to go.

15. I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.

16. Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

17. If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.

18. Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

19. I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

20. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

21. Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

22. Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

23. H: Having
A: Anger
T: Towards
E: Everyone
R: Reaching
S: Success

24. Haters would want to kill your dreams just because theirs fell asleep.

25. shut up slut the only test you can pass is the pregnancy one.

26. Says “I’m going 2 buy u a condom 2 put on Ur head… cause if Ur going 2 act like a dick u may as well dress like one!!!

27. One sperm says to another,”Let’s see what happens if we let the slow one win!”. That might explain a lot about you.

28. I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

29. Love me or hate me, both are in my favor.
If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart.
If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind.

30. Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

31 .Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.

32. Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it.

33. Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

34 .Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

Always remember…Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.

The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.

“Be so good they can’t ignore you.”Friends ask you questions; enemies question you.