Insulting Quotes for Ex

“Dear EX…I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.

“An “EX” is called an “ex” because it’s an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.”

Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

You are just like fart. Your presence stinks.

I would slap you but slapping you might make my hands dirty as you’re a shit.

When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.

Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos they hurt you & never go away.

Never feel bad about she left you. Smile that she is with an asshole now.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CABBITCH.

My inner soul says that the person you are is a human version of a bitch.

“When an Ex-Girlfriend says, “Let’s be friends”, it is almost like a kidnapper saying, “we’ll stay in touch.””

She is so beautiful why would I hate her but the fact is she is a bitch too and beautiful bitches bite even harder.

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.

If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend’, so that’s the proof.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Boyfriend

“My ex wasn’t an asshole. He was the whole ass.”

My mother said to donate my old toys for poor kids and that’s why I left him for you bitch.

And when you left me for some other girl, I realized why people go for cheaper products instead of classy ones

“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”

“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there.

“Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your Ex Boyfriend.”

“Are you telling her the same shit you told me?”

“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”

You have the perfect face for radio.

No, no, I’m not insulting you I’m describing you.

Why don’t you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.

“why don’t you go to Walmart and get a new personality because clearly the one you got from k-mart has expired.

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

I hope you are good at algebra, ’cause you have to replace my X without asking Y.

“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customized toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don’t bear his autograph.”