that he will scatter the ashes at sea, because their love of the sea kept them together during difficult times.
The third, a cook, says that he intends to mix his husband’s ashes into a bowl of chili and eat it.
The two other men look at him in horror and disgust. The pilot asks “why would you eat a bowl of chili with your husband’s ashes in it?”
The cook says “So he can tear up my ass one last time”

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