Why this Man Get a Double Doesn of Viagra

Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”
The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday
morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.The doctor asked, “What happened to you?”
The man said, “No one showed up.”

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