When Trump S@ucks the Urine
of the SS says “Mr President, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is we’ve done a dna test on the urine, and found the culprit.
It turns out it’s Mike Pence’s.” “That traitor”, shouts Trump. “I’ll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news?”
“Well”, says the SS chief, “turns out it’s Melania’s handwriting”.