Quick Go To: Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend Quotes for Ex-Boyfriend
Quotes for Ex
- “My ex wasn’t an asshole. He was the whole ass.”
- “Dear EX…I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.
- “An “EX” is called an “ex” because it’s an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.”
- Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
- You are just like fart. Your presence stinks.
- I would slap you but slapping you might make my hands dirty as you’re a shit.
- When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.
- Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.
Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend
- Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos they hurt you & never go away.
- Never feel bad about she left you. Smile that she is with an asshole now.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CABBITCH.
- My inner soul says that the person you are is a human version of a bitch.
- “When an Ex-Girlfriend says, “Let’s be friends”, it is almost like a kidnapper saying, “we’ll stay in touch.””
Quotes for Ex-Boyfriend
- My mother said to donate my old toys for poor kids and that’s why I left him for you bitch.
- And when you left me for some other girl, I realized why people go for cheaper products instead of classy ones
- “If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”
- “My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there.
- “Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your Ex Boyfriend.”