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- “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
- “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.”
- “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
- “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
- Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.”Peter: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.”
- I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He Said, “Yes, but not in a row!”
- Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha… (Condom walks off laughing)
- Yo mama so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already worldwide.
- Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
- Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
- Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them
- I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He Said, “Yes, but not in a row!”
- Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry
- I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
- Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha… (Condom walks off laughing)