Author: Story Teller

This is the perfect example that man is useless and woman is clever..

In disbelief, he asks, “Where did you come from? How did you get here?” She replies, “I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank.” “Amazing,” he notes. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.” “Oh, this thing?” explains the…

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Guy Goes to Doc Because his Tool is Orange

then asks the guy, “do you work around dyes or paints or anything like that?”Guy says, “no.”Doc asks, “Any chemicals or solvents?”Guy says, “no doc, I don’t even have a job, all I ever do is sit around watchingpornos and eating Cheetos.”

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Talking Chicken

favorite favorite kind of beer?”The chicken says “Bock, bock, bock.”The bartender says “Ha, ha, very funny, pal!”The guy says “No, really! He can talk! Freddie, what’s a male deer called?”The chicken says “Buck, buck, buck.”The bartender says, “Okay, it was funny the first time, but now it’s kind of annoying!”The guy says, “I swear! Give…

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He Wanted To Give His Wife A Surprise, But He Himself Was Surprised.

Beside himself with shock and grief, he retreats down the steps, drops the box of chocolates and the flowers in defeat as his life flashes before his eyes.His suicidal thoughts are interrupted by mattress testing getting louder.He snaps, grabs a baseball bat and goes back into the bedroom.There he goes to town on the love…

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Large Women in the Bar

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Patient Called His Lawyer in Hospital

When the lawyer arrived, the man asked his physician to stand on one side of the bed & the lawyer on the other. The man then laid back & closed his eyes. When asked what he had in mind, he replied: “Jesus died with a thief on either side. I just thought I’d check out…

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When Everyone Has Been Hypnotist

slipped out of his hand and he exclaimed “shit!”It took 2 weeks to clean that whole place.

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Wrong Email Address

At the sound, her family rushed intothe room and saw this note on the screen:Dearest Wife,Just got checked in. Everything preparedfor your arrival tomorrow.P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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Group of Drunk Blondes

turn, saying “Third time’s a charm, right?” and BLAM!! She drops dead.Danielle picks up the gun and looks at it. “Hey,” she asks Brooke,“Isn’t this game played with a revolver?”

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Two Men Visit a Woman

out ten minutes later and says,“You know? Your wife is better.”

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Women Want Frog

gets the best of her so she asks the bartender to have the frog go down on her.She gets up on the bar in the appropriate position and the bartender puts the frog there and tells it to do its thing. The frog just sits there.The bartender moves the frog to the side and says,…

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Flirty Guy and Blonde

Blonde saysOK when was I born?Guy says: Yesterday.

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Bookstore

“Is there anything specific you’relooking for?” “Yes,” said thecustomer.

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Two guys are in a bar complaining how they can’t pick up any woman

his friend, “we try to talk to girls, get them interested in us.He does none of that, he just sits there entire evening, licking his eyebrows.”

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Boy Trying to Buying C*ndm

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