Author: Story Teller
Funny Short Stories For 10 Year Olds
They’re Made Out of Meat by Terry Bisson I love introducing students to science fiction. We really don’t use it enough in our English classes. In this story, two aliens discuss the bizarre new life form they’ve discovered and try to figure out how it thinks and lives. Your students will laugh out loud when…
Read MoreWhen A Blonde Cheat
Two blondes talk. One of them says:– You know, I have cheated a taxi driver yesterday!!Another asks:– How did you do this?The blonde replies:– I paid, but I didn’t sit in.
Read MoreWhat is in the blouse
Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt,even when we make love,” she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue ‘Y’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks…
Read MoreWoman Standing front of the Mirror
The Husband Replies, “Your Eyesight’s Damn Near Perfect.”
Read MoreWhen A Horse Walks Into a Bar
See, this was a joke about Descartes’ famous philosophical statement, “I think, therefore I am.” I could have mentioned that at the beginning,but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
Read MoreWhen Blonde Said Take Whatever You Want
at him blankly for a minute, then said “smart.Her clothes would have never fit you.”
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Schema Markup For Products – Easy to Implement
Here you can have Product schema markup in JASON, you can use this schema markup for any product. Where You can use this :Mobile, Air conditioner, LED, and many more electronic devices. Where to put code: You can put this code in header file of your website. Weight height and width these elements you can…
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Rafale Deal Comparison UPA VS NDA – Who’s the best Dealer ?
Table of Contents Rafale Deal Explained Why India needs Rafale Jets? Whats is Rafale Deal ? Rafale Deal Total Cost Rafale Deal Comparison UPA VS NDA Rafale Deal & Reliance Rafale Deal Congress Vs BJP Rafale Latest News Rafale Deal Explained: Rafale jets are the twin-engine, medium multi-role combat aircrafts (MMRCA) developed and designed by the…
Read MoreA man walks into a bar.
accepts his bet, and is shocked when the manremoves his glass eye and bites down on it. Laughing, the man sees that the bartender is upset about losing his money, so he offers him a chanceto win it back. “Double or nothin’ says I can bite my other eye.” The bartender thinks it over. He…
Read More3 Guys are Sitting Around a Campfire
got attacked by a full size grizzly bear.I wrestled with it and stuck my arm down it’sthroat and strangled it to death!” The last guyjust sat there poking the fire with his dick.
Read MoreCheat Wife Jokes
The husband put his gun to the man’s head, and the wife shouted, ‘Don’t do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you and who do you think paid for our new boat… he did!’ The husband, looked over at the cab…
Read MoreWhat is WiFi Password
a Coke. “Ok now what’s the WiFipassword?” The bartender replies“you have to buy a drink first,all lower case, no spaces”
Read MoreTeacher and Funny Students
Teacher: Can you tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into people’s lives?Student: Smo-king, Drin-king & Fuc-king!
Read MoreNurse Explain Orgasm
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids..”
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