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10 Qualities of Americans that Set them Apart
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America is a land of opportunities and millions flock to the nation every year. But what makes this country so special are the Americans themselves rather than anything else. Living a life of an American means living a free and a quality life. It means the freedom to choose anything without any restrictions. If you…
Read MoreCop Gets Insulted
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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”…
Read MoreDaughter and Cows
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“Well, that means…”“It’s pasture bedtime!”
Read MoreDog And Wife’s @ss
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The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: “He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.” A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. “Sorry I took so long” he says. “Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to…
Read MoreGunman and Driver
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The Gunman repeats this 5 times and asks the same for the 6th time.Driver: “Sir, shoot me if you must but there’s no way I can get hard again”Gunman turns his head and says, “Gloria you can come out now”A beautiful 18 year old comes out of the house on the side of the road.Gunman:…
Read MoreNobody Helps Each Other
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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re fucked.
Read MoreA Hot Lady in Skirt at the Bus Stop
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Slightly Embarrassed And With A Quick Smile To The Bus Driver, She Reached Behind Her To Unzip Her Skirt A Little, Thinking That This Would Give Her Enough Slack To Raise Her Leg. Again, She Tried To Make The Step Only To Discover She Still Couldn’T. So, A Little More Embarrassed, She Once Again Reached…
Read MoreEnjoyment at girlfriend’s parent’s house
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a dad, replies “Hi sorry, I’m Dad!” He then turns to me and asks “Are youfucking sorry?”
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