Johnny then answers: “Those are storks eggs”

Mary is still intrigued: “But Johnny what are these?” while pointing at the pubic hairs

Johnny isn’t bothered by Marys stupid questions and says: “That’s the storks nest leave me alone already”

The next day Johnny wakes up in a hospital bed and his groin is so painful

Noticing Mary he asks: “Mary, what happened to me?”

Mary answers: “Johnny, I played with your stork yesterday but it spat in my face! I got very angry, I broke the storks neck, smashed its eggs and set the nest on fire”

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