Woman: “How much does that white dildo cost?”
Employee: “$35”
Woman: “How much for the black one?”
Employee: “$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one”
The woman purchases both and leaves. After about an hour a blonde woman walks into the store.
Woman: “How much for the white one?”
Employee: “$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one”
Woman: “Hmmmmmm …. How much is that plaid one on the shelf?”
Employee: “Well that’s a very special dildo… It’ll cost you $200”.
She thinks for a moment and answers “I’ll take the plaid one, I’ve never had a plaid one before”, pays him and leaves
At the end of the day the boss arrives and asks the employee “How did you do while I was gone lad?”
The employee says “I think I did well, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo and your thermos for $200”