Woman: “How much does that white dildo cost?”

Employee: “$35”

Woman: “How much for the black one?”

Employee: “$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one”

The woman purchases both and leaves. After about an hour a blonde woman walks into the store.

Woman: “How much for the white one?”

Employee: “$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one”

Woman: “Hmmmmmm …. How much is that plaid one on the shelf?”

Employee: “Well that’s a very special dildo… It’ll cost you $200”.

She thinks for a moment and answers “I’ll take the plaid one, I’ve never had a plaid one before”, pays him and leaves

At the end of the day the boss arrives and asks the employee “How did you do while I was gone lad?”

The employee says “I think I did well, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo and your thermos for $200”

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