Category: Blonde Jokes
The Great Juice Adventure
Scene: A sunny kitchen on a Saturday morning. Lily, a cheerful blonde, was feeling a bit bored as she shuffled around the kitchen. Her friend Sarah, a brunette known for her quick wit, had just come over to hang out. Lily: (opening the fridge) Hey, want some juice? I think I have some orange juice…
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“The Mystery of IDK!”
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?” Brunette: “I don’t know.” Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
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The Desert Adventure
Characters: Lily: A carefree blonde Rachel: A clever redhead Tina: A thoughtful brunette (Scene: A vast, scorching desert under the blazing sun. Lily, Rachel, and Tina are wandering aimlessly, their faces showing signs of fatigue and thirst.) Lily: (wiping her forehead) Ugh, I can’t believe we got lost out here! This is the worst! Rachel:…
Read MoreBlonde Men – Joke of the Day
A blonde man shouts frantically into thephone “My wife is pregnant and her contractionsare only 2 minutes apart!” Is this her firstchild?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts,“this is her husband!”.
Read MoreWhen Blonde Going on Triple Date
One of the blondes asks, ” What if we step on a potato? ” St Peter says, “Even I have been in heaven for a long time, I need an expert to answer that.” Then an expert with brown hair says to the blonde, ” If you still want to be blonde, tom , go…
Read MoreGroup of Drunk Blondes
turn, saying “Third time’s a charm, right?” and BLAM!! She drops dead.Danielle picks up the gun and looks at it. “Hey,” she asks Brooke,“Isn’t this game played with a revolver?”
Read MoreWhen Blonde Said Take Whatever You Want
at him blankly for a minute, then said “smart.Her clothes would have never fit you.”
Read MoreWhen Blonde is Jealous
redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…” The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”
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