Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
When a Proud Farmer Lying His Sons
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instead he manages to fill only 1/4 of the barn. The oldest son is next, he shovels in his truckload of hay only to discover that it’s not enough to fill to barn as well, only managing to fill 1/2 of the barn. Last is the youngest son, he pulls out a lamp and some…
Read MoreThis man is lying so Much.. He asked for everything
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Again the little man umps down and kicks over every drink.So the stranger gives the bartender two more hundred dollar bills, apologizes and turns to leave.Before he can go the bartender asks what `vas up with his behavior.The man says, “Well I freed a faerie from a spider web and she gave me three wishes.…
Read MoreWhen Wife Speaks
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Man Outside Phone Booth: “Excuse me you are holding the phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”Man Inside:”I am talking to my wife”
Read MoreThe Girl Wished That Father Die But the Mailman Died
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that night the dad walks in his daughters room praying again. she says “good night mom, good night dad, goodbye grandma”. the next day the grandma drops dead. the dad starts to get a little freaked and at night he hears his daughter praying again. she says “good night mom, good bye dad”. the dad…
Read MoreTwo Women With Sign on Top of the Car
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they took their sign down and drove off.The following day the cop noticed the same two ladiesdriving around with a large sign on their car again.This time the sign read: “TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER $50.00.”
Read MoreA Lucky Boyfriend
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she’s never been interested in darts before.Edit: Thank you for the gold kind Redditor.
Read MoreArguments Between Husband and Wife
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‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.”I was just trying to remind you.
Read MoreWhen Two Men Broke the Drug Store
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the two hardened criminals.”
Read MoreHe Got His Girlfriend’s Name Tattooed
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at the trough next to a local. Ibriefly gazed down and saw that hetoo had WY tattooed on his penis. I asked him if his girlfriends namewas also Wendy. He said ‘No. When I am aroused it says“Welcome to Jamaica- Have a nice day”
Read MoreWhy God Didn’t Saved the Preacher ?
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“No God will save me.”Eventually, the preacher drowned and went to heaven.The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”
Read MoreThe Teacher Faints After Listening to Little Johnny’s Dirty Answer
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destination To increase the population Of thenext generation Did you get my explanation? Ordo you need a demonstration The teacher faints?
Read MoreHe Wants to Give Pleasure to his Wife
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himself that’s weird and goes back in.A minute later, he pulls out a piece of carrot. He says to the woman, “are you sick orsomething?” She says, “no, but the last guy was.
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