Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

The Horny Ghost

and says “I think this is cum!”The second one leans down for a closer look and takes a sniffand says “I think your right,it smells like cum too!” The third jumps right in andgives the stain a lick andsays “You’re right, it’s definitelycum. But it’s nobody from this building!”

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A Man Goes to a Doctor’s Office About His Tool

as a nurse and a lady, in my 20 years in this profession, I haven’t once laughed at a patient. I’ve seen all manners of shapes and sizes, you can trust that I shall remain professional and courteous”The man, satisfied with her response, dropped his trousers to around his knees, exposing the tiniest penis the…

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When Two Buddies go Golfing

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A Blonde Going for Dry Cleaning

“No, it’s toothpaste this time.”

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A Foolish Prince

scotch and had tons of money in the bank,and scratched his balls without criticism and left the toilet seat up.

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Funny Leave Request During Corona Virus

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Naughty Buttler

“Now, Charles,” she commands,….“take off my bra.”With trembling fingers, he unclasps her bra and pulls it off.“And now, Charles, my panties. Take them off too.”He hooks his fingers in the waistband of her panties and slowly,slowly slides them down to the floor.“Thank you, Charles,” she says, with a faint smile on her lips.“Now, if I…

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Who is Smart Husband or Wife

Wife- Its my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me. Husband- Of course, they must have been smart, that’s why they escaped getting married to you!

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Pappu Gets Loose Motions

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Woman Asked Me for Interest

I am no longer welcomeat that KFC restaurant.

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When your girlfriend’s birthday

She even gave me head and I ate her ass. To be fair, I had to pull out all the stops. This birthday was special. After all… you only get one quinceanera.

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Woman is Arrested for Beating her Husband

“No. First a Gibson. Then a Fender”

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A Wife With Lover on bed

feet sticking out at the end of the bed.He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?” “You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there”The husband climbed out of…

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When the Wife Tells all Truth to Husband

father.” “I know,” I whispered,“That’s why I poisoned your tea.”

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are in Divorce Court

Mickey, visibly upset and very emotional response to thejudge: “No, No, No Your Honor. I don’t want to divorceMinnie because she’s crazy, I want to divorce Minnie because she’s fuckin’ Goofy!”.

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