Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Johnny and His Mommy Mummy’s Big Balloons

float to heaven.” Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnnys’ dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!” His father says, “Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?” “Uncle Harry is blowing up…

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When Wife Take Husband to Clun on His Birthday

brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,“How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share laneswith them.” A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms aroundDave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” Daves wife,…

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She gets her b*tt tattooed around the h0le

surprise for him when he comes back. Finally comesthe day when he’s due back home and as soon ashe steps through the door they fall in each other’s arms and the situation quickly turnsinto a passionate lovemaking session. It gets so intense that every position is usedand no hole is left unattended. They finish with…

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When Aliens Visit to Earth

greatest, isn’t he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok”.Surprised, the pope follows up with: “He visits every year?! It’s been over twomillennia and we’re still waiting for his SECOND coming!” The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize.“Maybe he…

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Men will be Damn

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.

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Boy Talk

– Yesterday I split up with my girlfriend.– What happened, you were doing so well together.– We were taking a shower together and she said: Darling, let’s do something really bad– So what?– So I spilled shampoo to her eyes

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He wants again big T*its Girlfriend

Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She…

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Is This Her first Child

“Is this her first child?” the doctor Asks.“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

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Credit Card and Wife

Police: Why did not report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than wife.

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Grandpa – Grandson Rocks

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Couple Never Expected This.

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ‘Are Fred and Mary up yet?’ She replies, ‘No.’ Johnny says, to you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.’ After school. Johnny comes home and asks again, ‘Are Fred and Mary up…

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When Surgeons Use Cat Scans on Duck

He returned a few minutes later with a Labrador.As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, paut his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.The vet patted…

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A hot smoking woman

on her nipples, she says “I’mgetting my mammogram done somewhere else”

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The blind man who could identify any type of wood by smell

if you don’t believe me…bring me 3 different pieces of wood and I’ll bet you $1000 I can identify each type of wood just by smelling it.” The lumberjacks took his bet and each returned with a different piece of freshly cut wood. They handed the old man the first piece…he smelled it and said…

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Whos Tool is Bigger

The King of Spain drops his and theSpanish crowd shout “Viva la España!!”The King of England drops his, butthere is a long silence from the crowd,and then everybody shouts “God save the Queen!!!”

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