Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ‘Are Fred and Mary up yet?’ She replies, ‘No.’ Johnny says, to you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.’ After school. Johnny comes home and asks again, ‘Are Fred and Mary up yet?’ His mom says. ‘No.’ He asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His Mom replies. ‘Ok, tell me what you think? He says, last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.’

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