Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Banks Which Are Issuing Fastag Facilities
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The government of India has started an electronic toll collection system which is operated by the National Highway Authority of India. Now, for crossing the toll plaza of over 600 branches, you need to pay from fastag card. It is pasted at the front shield of your vehicle. There are various banks which are issuing…
Read MoreFriendship of Kangaroo and Rabbit
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“What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”
Read MoreAn Old.. Dirty Whaling Joke
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“Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.” They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to…
Read MoreWhen a Cop And Little Girl Get a Gift From Santa
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tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceedsto hand the girl a $20 ticket. Before the cop rides off she says “By the way, that’s a nicehorse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” Playing along the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.”“Well, next year, tell Santa the dick…
Read MoreHow can I make my life simpler?
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How can I make my life simpler? Don’t watch TV. It is waste of time and mental energy. Kicking it out will make your life simpler, happier and more productive. Before you organize, ELIMINATE. Everything: clutter, tasks, social obligations, meetings, boring people, meaningless activities. Define what is essential and eliminate ruthlessly.…
Read MoreTwo Girls Shared Same Boyfriend
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Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says “The last 3 boyfriends I’ve had, I’ve named after soda pops. The first one I called 7 Up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. The second…
Read MoreWhen a Man want to dying
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successful financially. When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish. First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased. Next, the financial planner placed $1,000 there in 20 crisp $50 bills. Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer’s turn. He slowly reached into his…
Read More10 Ways to Live your Life to the Fullest
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Do you feel as if you are sleep-walking through life? Do you crave for some more freedom? Do you wish for some more adventure? Do you wish you simply had more time? Do you want to live your life to the fullest before it ends? If so, then this article is meant for you. There…
Read MoreWidow Needs Good
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RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, ‘You’re not really…
Read MoreGirlfriend’s Fun in Cinema
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Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is j3rking off.Boyfriend: Just ignore him.Girlfriend: I can’t.Boyfriend: Why?Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.
Read MoreA Clever Husband
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“That’s the fifth time you’ve said that today”
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