Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
A man walks into a bar.
accepts his bet, and is shocked when the manremoves his glass eye and bites down on it. Laughing, the man sees that the bartender is upset about losing his money, so he offers him a chanceto win it back. “Double or nothin’ says I can bite my other eye.” The bartender thinks it over. He…
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got attacked by a full size grizzly bear.I wrestled with it and stuck my arm down it’sthroat and strangled it to death!” The last guyjust sat there poking the fire with his dick.
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The husband put his gun to the man’s head, and the wife shouted, ‘Don’t do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you and who do you think paid for our new boat… he did!’ The husband, looked over at the cab…
Read MoreWhat is WiFi Password
a Coke. “Ok now what’s the WiFipassword?” The bartender replies“you have to buy a drink first,all lower case, no spaces”
Read MoreTeacher and Funny Students
Teacher: Can you tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into people’s lives?Student: Smo-king, Drin-king & Fuc-king!
Read MoreNurse Explain Orgasm
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids..”
Read MoreWife is Always Lucky
Woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with…
Read MoreHusband and Wife Conversation
Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
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Read MoreDivorce is Always Costly
ohn asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No,” she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his…
Read MoreA Harvard Law graduate starts first day on the job
picture, andshe’s hideous. The guy’s never seen anything like her. The president says, “I know, she’s tough to look at. I could never tell her to her face, though. Also, it’s only fair to let you know she’s as dumb as a stump.” The guy says, “Well, I don’t care what you offer me, it…
Read MoreThe First Jewish President
“MOM!! I’ll put you in the Lincoln bedroom itself!!”She reluctantly agrees, hangs up and starts talking to her friend.“Who was that?”“My son.”gasp “The doctor??”No, the other one.”
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