Category: Funny Jokes
Wife Demands for Pasteurized Milk
Milkman brings milk to blondes door. notices, note, says please i need 5 gal. today to take a milk bath. In dismay Man rings bell. Blonde in robe opens door, milkman says “5 gal mam ,dont you mean 5qts.” She says no gallons, “I’m taking a milk bath today.” The milkman asks “Ok how would…
Flirty Husband
Man to very beautiful airhostess:- “What’s your name?”Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..”Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”
Don’t Put Into My Mouth
Boy Asked to His Girlfriend for a Job
Mom and daughter conversation
Men will be Damn
Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.
Large Women in the Bar
Men Will Be Men
Story : Men Will be Men WIFE: What would you do if i died?Would you get married again?Husband:No! How can I think of re-marrying?Wife-Why not? You would need company, for good and bad times. Please get married again.Husband:Oh Darling…you are so sweet, even after death you are worried about me!Wife: Then promise me, u will…