Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Banks Which Are Issuing Fastag Facilities

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The government of India has started an electronic toll collection system which is operated by the National Highway Authority of India. Now, for crossing the toll plaza of over 600 branches, you need to pay from fastag card. It is pasted at the front shield of your vehicle. There are various banks which are issuing the Fastag and recharge can be made through these banks.

The banks which are providing FasTag facility are:

S.No. Bank Name Issuer Acquirer Recharge Facillity Available UPI
1 Airtel Payments Bank Yes – YES @mairtel
2 Axis Bank Ltd Yes Yes YES @axisbank
3 Bank of Baroda Yes – YES @barodampay
4 Canara Bank Yes – NO –
5 City Union Bank Ltd Yes – YES @cub
6 EQUITAS SMALL FINANCE BANK Yes – YES @equitas
7 Federal Bank Yes – YES @fbl
8 FINO Payments Bank Yes – NO –
9 HDFC Bank Yes Yes YES @hdfcbank
10 ICICI Bank Yes Yes YES @icici
11 IDFC FIRST Bank Yes Yes YES @Idfcnetc
12 Indusind Bank Yes Yes YES @Indus
13 Karur Vysya Bank Yes Yes YES @Kvb
14 Kotak Mahindra Bank Yes Yes YES @Kotak
15 NagapurNagarikSahakari Bank Yes – NO –
16 PAYTM Payments Bank Yes Yes YES @paytm
17 Punjab and Maharashtra Co-op Bank Yes – NO –
18 Punjab National Bank Yes Yes YES @pnb
19 Saraswat Co-operative Bank Yes – NO –
20 South Indian Bank Yes – YES @sib
21 State Bank of India Yes Yes YES @sbi
22 Syndicate Bank Yes – NO –
23 Union Bank of India Yes – NO –
24 Yes Bank Ltd Yes – NO –

For online issue of Fastag: You can login on the websites for issuing the Fastag and get it through the courier service.

For offline issue of Fastag: You can visit the branch of any bank mentioned above and know the further procedure.

An Old.. Dirty Whaling Joke

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“Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.” They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, “Let’s swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.” At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. “Look,” she said, “I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.”

When a Cop And Little Girl Get a Gift From Santa

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tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceeds
to hand the girl a $20 ticket.

Before the cop rides off she says “By the way, that’s a nice
horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

Playing along the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.”
“Well, next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.”