eyes. Then into its ears.
Finally, she turns to the girl and says,
“I’m very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down.”
“Oh no! Because he’s so fat?”
“Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are very tired.”
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Bond with my Stepdad
forcing us to do bonding activities.
I guess you could call it ironic bonding.
Me and My Stepdad
problem and the other is making six figures
and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.
A 60 Years old Billionaire
“It’s simple” billionaire boasts…
“I faked my age”
“Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy…
she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?” A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds “85 years old”
Man kisses his wife
he says to his wife.
“Oh my dear what is it?”
“Well first i got fired from work”
“Oh hon don’t worry, he who is up there shall provide for us”
“And i got into a car accident”
“Don’t worry, for he who is up there shall provide for us”
“And the fault was mine, and im not insured”
“Don’t worry my love, for he who is up there shall provide for us”
The first man hiding in the attic jumped out visibly furious.
“I ain’t providing nothin, how bout you tell the other guy under the bed to
provide huh?”
Woman and Doctor
The woman demands a third time, “Doctor, I want you to kiss me!”
The doctor answers, “No! It’s unprofessional, highly unethical, and
to be honest we probably shouldn’t even be having romance right now!”