her she would find out tonight,” the guy laughs as he pulls out
a small, exquisitely wrapped package. “I got her a book, ‘The Meaning of Dreams.'”
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High School on Valentine’s Day
following Valentine’s day, student council was asked to do clean up.
One of the students, however, decided to take all the heart cards, count, sort, and make an itemized list of who got the most Valentine’s cards.
Of course, the pretty and popular girls and guys were named the most but that made many of the other students upset. So much so that the student and their father were called to the principal’s office to discuss how inappropriate it was for the student to do this.
After the principal explained the situation, the student’s father relaxed in his chair, looked at the principal with a slight grin and said, “so you’ve called me here today just to tell me that most high school students don’t like statistics?”
Special for Valentine’s Day
which is weird because I thought she’d
be well cheesed off because I was
having to work.
Anything for Valentine’s Day
Don’t know what the pistol
and the shovel are for though.
A Valentine’s Day Request
What did you do?” the bartender asks. “I just told
her I hadn’t planned on spending that much,” the guy replies
Restaurant Alone on Valentine’s day
him a slice of cake – entirely free.
That man is like me. He’s lonely, but at least he
got some cake!
It’s Valentine’s Day
everything on her is fake, including her existence.
Happy Single’s Awareness Day, Reddit.