Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Mathematician Comes Home at 3 AM
be home at 11:45!”
“Actually,” the
mathematician replies,
“I said I’d be home at
a quarter of 12.”
They Can’t Wait Anymore
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
The Couple Lying in Bed One Evening
neck, slowly worked it down one side, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed downward again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over,the couple lying in bed one evening and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?”
“I found the remote,” he said.
When the Wife Dies on Vacation
After thinking for a moment the man says’
I want all of them’
With a confused look says the undertaker
‘One would suffice, why would you want such redundant thing?’
In response the iranian says ‘Well its my
wife we are talking about, You can’t ever be too careful’