The said funny story of sergeant-major

“No problem, sir,” says the S-M, and when C Company is on parade, he calls out “Atten-shun! Higgins! Your father’s dead!” at which poor Higgins breaks down in tears on parade and has to be escorted away. The next morning, the colonel once again sends for the sergeant-major and says “Mr. Macintosh, once again C…

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Blonde Goes to Internet Café

“In that case, follow me.” So she follows him into the back room andhe pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down hisboxers and says: “Well go on then you said you’d do anything!”So she picks up his d.ck, holds it to her mouth and says: “Hello………mom are you there?”

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How To Remove Pants

After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on…

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President in The Hospital

semen way too quickly. If he doesn’t msturbate at least thrice a day, his testicles will explode.” In the next room, another male patient is being given a blwjob by a gorgeous female nurse. “What’s goingon in there?” asks the President.“Same problem, better insurance.”

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

infinite number of us? Just play along” “There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks.I couldn’t serve you half a beer even if I wanted to.” “But that’s not a problem” mathematician #3 chimes in “atthe end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers.You see, when you take…

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What is your go-to never-fail joke?

“No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

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God ,Adam & Eva

with Eve and know her.” “Lord, what is ‘know her’?”asks Adam. God replies, “You must make love to Eve.” “Lord, what is ‘make love?”asks Adam. God explains, And Adam smiles and takes Eve behind a bush. A few seconds later,Adam returns and asks, “Lord, what is a headache?”

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Man Heard Seductive Coos

waiting on the other sides and immediately decides to give it a try.While slipping his junk into the first hole, he notices there’s asmall American flag on the wall. From behind the wall, he hears “Rub-a-dub-dub! Thanks for the grub!”and promptly receives incredible oral that leaves him breathless. Thinking it would be a waste to…

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On their first day

that the school yearstarted off on the right foot.

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The old man to pr0stitute: I won’t be able to…

Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his d*ck and f*cks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes.When he’s done, the pr0stitute all exhausted and tired says, “But you said you won’t be able to….”“…pay you.” replied the old man.

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A Guy go to the Motel

Guy: “I said, I’m here to get fucked!”Voice: “What, again?”

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Treat me Like First Date

a movie…Then dropped her off ather parents’ house.

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