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When his wife in not afraid to see his

…..-she replied. He pushed some more through the gap and asked, “Does that scare you?” “Nope” she said laughing. He then said, “Alright, you seem to be okay with it. I am coming up the stairs now!”

Sitting at dinner

So you mean I’m the oil, and you’re the machine?”

replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths bought one for their bedroom.I liked it so much, I got one for us too.” No more was said about the statue, not even later that night whenthey went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got outof bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with…

Wife Wants Perform Again

the bedroom again.I brought home diet pills.Apparently very much not what she meant.

Sarah and her Husband

If anything changes, I’ll let you know!”

Argument on Breakfast

When Husband Wants Naked Dinner

did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table nak33d. The womanagreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, “Honey, my neppl33s are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.”The man replies, “That’s because they are sitting in your soup.”

Husband Found Magic lamp

and said multiplication doesn’tapply on zero.

Couple on Date in Restaurant

He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

Loyalty of her Husband

best friend?”“I’d say you’re a lesbian!”

Newlywed Surprise

Nick started glowing with happiness and kissing Monica purred, ‘Ohdarling, I’m the happiest man in the world.’Monica smiled and added, ‘I’m glad that you feel that way, Nick, becausetomorrow morning my mother moves in with us.’

Wife Prepared for our Garage Sale

we should rehang the picture. After gazing atmy message for a few seconds, she replied,“You know, I think a black marker would coverover all that so that we could sell it.”

When Husband Wants to Enjoy Sunday

When Wife Making Breakfast

“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’tknow how to fry a couple of eggs?”The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show youwhat it feels like when I’m driving.”

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