Category: Man Jokes
Old Man in a Forest
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dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants todo the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”And so they did.Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, andso did their children, and their children after them.And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and…
Read MoreA Man Walks into an Forest
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a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Read MoreA Rude Man
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with this man. The manager, hearing the story, goes back to the man to see what the problem is.After asking the man, he responds with ” There is no fucking problem. All I wanna do is cash my10 million dollar check from winning the lottery and then put it in this goddamn bank!”The manager responds…
Read MoreMan Walks into Alibrary
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says, “I don’t know if it’sin yet.” The man replies,“Yeah, that’s the one!”
Read MoreTwo Men meet on Opposite Sides of a River
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“You’re on the otherside!”
Read MoreMan Walks into an Enchanted Forest
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man responds, “You may be atalking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Read MoreMan in a Hotel Lobby
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if your heart is soft asyour breast, I know you’llforgive me.” She replies,“If your penis is as hardas your elbow, I’m in room 436.”
Read MoreMan Walks into a Library
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says, “I don’t know if it’sin yet.” The man replies,“Yeah, that’s the one!”
Read MoreAn Old Man is at His Bedside
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replies the man. “Justpray for stiffness,”says the wife, “andI’ll guide the fucker.”
Read MoreA Man Snuck into a Graveyard
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detached from the body. With no time to put it back, the man ran as fast as he could in the opposite direction of the cops. He was nearly out of the graveyard when he was caught. There had apparently been cops waiting to surround him. Defeated, the man let the cops cuff him. They…
Read MoreA Man Goes to the Doctor
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responds, “Well, it allstarted with a little lumpon my butt.”
Read MoreA young man wished to purchase a present
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Dearest Darling, This is a…little gift to show my affection for you on our Anniversary. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with…
Read MoreMan Looks at his Friend and Says
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disgusted tone “No” So theman says “ok let’s go camping”
Read MoreMan is Walking in the Desert
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dogs could talk.”The horse says, “Me neither!”
Read MoreA man is walking in the desert
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know dogs could talk.”The horse says, “Me neither!”
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