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Slams the Door

She immediately gets on the phone and rings her husband at work.He tells her he will take theday off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time.The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both make for the door.The husband whispers to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide…

Job as a Cashier

and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her,she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little old Polish lady,comes in some time later.The clerk describes both options, but the new customer asks “How much for the big red one onthe wall?” The…

Johnny Went on a Camping Trip

says: Sure 5 minutes laterthe teacher says: Woah WoahWoah that’s not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says:Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

If You are Dumb

Johnny, you think you’re dumb?Little Johnny: No, I just feelbad you’re standing alone.

Police Inspector

you reporting it now?Husband: I think now the thief’s wife has started using it

Dinner Reservation

also my sister and step-mother.Restaurant Host- Ok, I’ll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.Tutankhamen- Four? I’m just bringing Ankhesenamun.

One more April Fools Joke

A spokesperson was quotedas saying,“We have absolutely nothing to go on.”

I don’t want to go to school

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”SON : “One, all the children hate me.…