Category: Random Jokes: A Collection of Funny Surprises

Short, clean jokes that gets a laugh every time

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The…

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An intern at a mental hospital starts his first day

He comes across a patient walking through the halls and asks “Who are you?” The patient answers “I’m Napoleon.” Not sure how to handle this, the intern decides to be polite and asks “How do you know?” The patient responds “Jesus told me.” Another patient, overhearing this conversation, suddenly turns around and says “No, I…

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A farmer buys a new rooster to replace his old one, and puts him in the chicken coop…

The new rooster walks up arrogantly to the old rooster and says “out of the way old man! These are my hens now. Your time is done.” The old rooster rolls his eyes. “Alright, fine, I get it. I’m old. But I still have some living left to do, and won’t give up my hens…

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Products of the West Indies

sugar from?Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..

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Difference Between a Bachelor

home, checks out what’s inthe bed & goes to the fridge.

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Albert Einstein Become Driver

know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.”“That’s a great idea!” says Einstein. “Let’s switch places then!”So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.But…

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The Talking Tree

a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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When My Father Fall from Ladder

that it was a miracle, he disagreedand told me, “Son, I had just fallenfrom the first step of the ladder.”

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How to send money from Google Pay Business account

Google Pay is an application for payments based on UPI that Google created in 2017. The app allows users to transfer or receive money to anyone associated with UPI. Google Pay is extremely useful in cashless and card-free transactions, such as with a shopkeeper or simply transferring money to someone you know. It’s a secure…

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When Father and mom Get Divorced

sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.” The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!”she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!” She calls Ireland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing…

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When Donald Proves He is Smart

‘My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.’ The little boy said, ‘That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you. America ‘s smartest President took my schoolbag… Edit : Thank you for…

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When Hot Female Doctor Examines

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