Category: Relationship Jokes – Men – Women
Heavenly Charm: A Classic Pickup Line
A lighthearted conversation during a romantic dinner. Taylor: So, I have to ask, did it hurt? Sam: Hurt? When? Taylor: When you fell down from heaven! Sam: (laughs) That’s a cute line! I guess I’ve got some heavenly charm!
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Lost in Your Eyes: A Humorous Twist
Chris: I have a sweet line for you! I got lost in your eyes. Jordan: Aww, that’s nice! Chris: But I also always get lost in the mall, so I wouldn’t read too much into it. Jordan: (laughs) That’s hilarious! A little clarity goes a long way!
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Brewing Love: A Latte Humor
Friends are hanging out at a coffee shop. Jamie: I have a cute pickup line for you! Do you work at Starbucks? Taylor: No, why? Jamie: Because I like you a latte! Taylor: (laughs) That’s adorable! Can I get that with a side of whipped cream? 4o mini
Read MoreA Man Had Three Beautiful Girlfriends
shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. She said, “I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.” The third woman took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned $5,000 to the man and re-invested the rest. She…
Read MoreGirlfriend Is always Angry
“Two girlfriends?” I asked.“No,” he said. “Just one really angry one.”
Read MoreI wanted was a girlfriend with big Tools
never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often…
Read MoreHe Got His Girlfriend’s Name Tattooed
at the trough next to a local. Ibriefly gazed down and saw that hetoo had WY tattooed on his penis. I asked him if his girlfriends namewas also Wendy. He said ‘No. When I am aroused it says“Welcome to Jamaica- Have a nice day”
Read MoreWhen your girlfriend’s birthday
She even gave me head and I ate her ass. To be fair, I had to pull out all the stops. This birthday was special. After all… you only get one quinceanera.
Read MoreHe wants again big T*its Girlfriend
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She…
Read MoreGirlfriend’s Fun in Cinema
Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is j3rking off.Boyfriend: Just ignore him.Girlfriend: I can’t.Boyfriend: Why?Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.
Read MoreEnjoyment at girlfriend’s parent’s house
a dad, replies “Hi sorry, I’m Dad!” He then turns to me and asks “Are youfucking sorry?”
Read MoreAn Optician Girlfriend
I said “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”, I said “No, she’s an optician.”
Read MoreGirlfriend Surprise Her Boyfriend
house furniture to make them perfectly symmetric from every angle
Read MoreDifference Between a Relationship & Video Game
the end without breaking,everyone is shocked.
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