Stung by a Bee

It must be miles away by now.””No, you don’t understand!”answers the doctor, “I’ll putsome cream on the place you were stung.”“Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house.”“No, no, no!” says the doctor getting frustrated, “I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you.”“On my finger!” screamed the…

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Conversation between a camel and its mother

Baby camel: Mum, why have we got wide feet?Mother camel: So that we can trek easily in the desertBaby camel: Mum, why do we have such long legs?Mother camel: So that we can walk easily on sand and keep our body high above it in the desert.Baby camel: Mum?Mother camel: Yes dear?Baby camel: Then what…

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Digging the Garden

I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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Clever kids

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

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Famous Funny Short Stories 500 Words

A Short Story : The Clever Bull This Short Story;The Clever Bull;is quite interesting to all the people. Enjoy reading this story. There was a forest with many birds and animals. Once, a bull wandering in the forest came upon a cave. Near the cave was a big pond and lush green grass. “This is…

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I Wasted my Life

Swahili but it turns out I justmisheard my uncle when I thoughhe told me “girls love a cunninglinguist”.

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I Got Frustrated one Day

could go about most of my everyday routines. I would just have to stop trying to prop the window until I figured this out. Finally I had an idea. I went up to my attic and retrieved a gigantic pair of ceramic legs to place underneath the windowsill. It worked. The ceramic legs were tall…

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It’s Just a Monkey

older sister that her monkeyhad started growing hair. Thesister replies “Mine evenstarted eating bananas!”.

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My Grandfather has a Funny Story

times over the years.It’s old butt gold.

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What happened in 1809

Student: Abraham Lincolnwas ten years old.

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Little Johnny is Watching his Dad Shave

dad replied ” uh coats and hats.” Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling ” f*cking, fuck,f*ck,f*ck” ” what does that mean dad?” And his dad yells ” cut Johnny, it means cut!!!” Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and…

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When my friend’s Dog Died

friend said when I gavethe dog to them?

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Whose Pet is Smarter

I get out of bed.” “I know,” saysthe second owner. “How do you know?”the first demands. “My dog told me.”From the book Laughter: The Best Medicine

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Set up a New Password

it says,“Error. Not long enough.”

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