20 w rizz pick up lines for him

by
  1. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  2. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  3. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  4. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
  5. “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”
  6. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”
  7. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’!”
  8. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.”
  9. “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
  10. “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
  11. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I’m around you, everyone else disappears.”
  12. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!”
  13. “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!”
  14. “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
  15. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
  16. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
  17. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
  18. “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.”
  19. “Is your smile from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.”
  20. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.”

A Monkey in Zoo

by

mischievous monkey snatched it, the hat stuck
firmly to his paw. The monkey struggled, but the
more he pulled, the sillier he looked.
The onlookers couldn’t contain their laughter,
leaving the monkey red-faced and hat-handed!