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Group of Guys

“That’s not bad mate, she charges us $100.”

Two Guys

his friend, “we try to talk to girls, get them interested in us.He does none of that, he just sits there entire evening, licking his eyebrows.”

with this man. The manager, hearing the story, goes back to the man to see what the problem is.After asking the man, he responds with ” There is no fucking problem. All I wanna do is cash my10 million dollar check from winning the lottery and then put it in this goddamn bank!”The manager responds…

Johnny Went on a Camping Trip

says: Sure 5 minutes laterthe teacher says: Woah WoahWoah that’s not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says:Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

If You are Dumb

Johnny, you think you’re dumb?Little Johnny: No, I just feelbad you’re standing alone.

Man Walks into Alibrary

says, “I don’t know if it’sin yet.” The man replies,“Yeah, that’s the one!”

Bond with my Stepdad

forcing us to do bonding activities.I guess you could call it ironic bonding.

Little Boy Was Jealous

and the pizza delivery guywere found dead.

Police Inspector

you reporting it now?Husband: I think now the thief’s wife has started using it

Me and My Stepdad

problem and the other is making six figuresand going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.

I Teased My Crush

She then turned pink and looked down. I gave her a wide smile.Ten years later, she became my stepmother.(This joke was translated from Chinese so sorry if parts don’t make sense.)

Dinner Reservation

also my sister and step-mother.Restaurant Host- Ok, I’ll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.Tutankhamen- Four? I’m just bringing Ankhesenamun.

A Woman and Lobster

time there was this handsome lobster…”

Smallest Things

It’s been a month now and she’sstill not speaking to me

One more April Fools Joke

A spokesperson was quotedas saying,“We have absolutely nothing to go on.”