When Trump Goes To the Electronics store
tells her, “can you make me look like Obama?” “Sure”, she says. A couple of hours later Trump is the spitting image of Obama. He goes back to the store. “Sell me that TV”, he demands in a deep, commanding voice. “Mr Trump, 1 am telling you for the last time, I will NOT sell…
Read MoreThere was an old man who lived in a forest.
dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants todo the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.” And so they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, andso did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained…
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5 Ways to Stay Productive After Work
Do you often find yourself wondering about the ways to ‘increase energy levels’ after work? Workplace sucks out every ounce of energy out of our being!!Doesn’t it? No wonder the question ‘what to do to gain energy after work?’ seems to loom over every working person now and then!! Here we are discussing the top…
Read MoreProstitute Looking For A Virgin To Marry
but if it’s anything like f**king a kangaroo, were gonna need all the room we can get.
Read MoreWhere and How Celebrities Get Treated for Cancer?
Cancer is a dreaded term which can drain the affected person both mentally and physically. But, a lot depends upon what kind of character the person shows, if a person diagnosed with cancer maintains a positive attitude, then that positivity is definitely going to make them win the struggle against this deadly disease. In today’s…
Read MoreHe Wakes up in a Slum With no Memory
gets up calmly and leads him to a big, dilapidated warehouse where thousands of other similarly unkempt souls are gathering. When the man asks why they’re all here, the beggar points to a line of folding tables against the wall. Each table has some moldy bread, cups of dingy water, and some bowls of broth…
Read MoreHe cheats on his wife but she never mind
around for his clothes, gets dressed, and leaves as fast as he can.On the way home he has an idea. He goes to the local park and rubs his shoes in the grass, and makes some grass stains on the bottom legs of his trousers.He finally gets home and his wife is up and very…
Read More5 Characteristics to be a Great Leader
To become a leader, you don’t necessarily have to be a CEO or an elected official. You have to be someone whom others want to follow consistently for new ideas and trends. A fancy title might make that possible temporarily, but you as a true leader can inspire steadfast loyalty by incorporating these 5 essentials.…
Read MoreA horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink.
grabs some khakis that are hung out to dry, and puts on pants, a shirt,and a hat. He sits on a chair by the campfire and grabs a copy of the local paper, pretending to read, to hide his face. The lion enters the campsite and lets out a huge roar. He yells, “did anyone…
Read More“Is it your husband?” Jim is shocking now this
“Sure!” replies Jim. “Let’s go!” At Stacey’shouse, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey’sdesk and asks, “Is this your brother?” “No, it isn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles. “Is it yourhusband?” Stacey giggles even more, “No, silly!”“Then, it must be your boyfriend!” Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim’s ear. She says,“No, silly!” “Then,…
Read MoreHusband Wife Share Same Blood group
A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years”
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