One was My Wife and one was my Mistress
to walk up and ask if they can play through. About halfway towards them, he stops dead and turns around.His partner says “why’d you stop?” “Well when I got close, I realized one was my wife and one was my mistress.”The other fellow decides to go inquire on behalf of the duo. He, too, gets…
Read MoreForty-Five Year Old Lady
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old a$$?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation
Read Moreपल्स ऑक्सीमीटर नार्मल रेंज, उपयोग हिंदी
पल्स ऑक्सिमेट्री क्या है? पल्स ऑक्सीमेट्री, या पल्स बैल, एक त्वरित, सस्ती और सुई रहित परीक्षण है जो आपके रक्त में ऑक्सीजन की मात्रा को मापता है। यह दिखाता है कि क्या आपके दिल और फेफड़े आपके शरीर की जरूरतों को पूरा करने के लिए पर्याप्त ऑक्सीजन की आपूर्ति करते हैं। लाल रक्त कोशिकाएं आपके…
Read MoreWhen an Engineer Goes to Hell
they get hundreds of high def channels. One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what’s up? The Devil says, “Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer.”…
Read MoreI Want to Take Picture
“My picture?” He answers, “Yes my dear, so I cancarry your beauty next to my heart forever”. She smiles and he takes her picture, and thenhe heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks,“Why do you wear a robe? We are married now.” At that, the…
Read MoreHusband Does Not Require Any Subject to fight
The husband continues. -Do you remember 20 years ago when we started daing? I was 18 and you were only 15.” he said solemrgy.Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive Yes. I do- she replies.The husband pauses The words were not owning easey.‘Do you remember…
Read MoreWhen Tommy Goes On Vacation With His Stepfather
“Yes he did teacher, he took me out rowing 1/2 a mile into the lake every day, and then I’d swim back.” “Oh, well, um, it’s an awful long way to swim isn’t, 1/2 a mile?” “Oh no teacher, no, it was easy once I’d got out of the bag!”
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Halaplay vs Dream11 Features – Which is Better & Why ?
Halaplay is best from features point of view. If we compare Halaplay with Dream 11, Halaplay too offers similar groups but in a wide range which are especially fulfilling. Purposes of contrast – Group Selection/Modification. Where in Dream 11, we should make the group join classes before a hour of the real match timings. Any…
Read MoreThe Best form of Exercise
they don’t get the joke. You can’t blame them: sometimes jokes are just that confusing.These jokes are all clean, so you can share them with your friends, family, and even kids! Whether it’s the punny humor or the clever use of words, these jokes are sure to give you a giggle.
Read MoreJames Bond Walks into a Bar
“Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”The intrigued women says “A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?”Bond explains “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically”.The lady says “Whats it telling you now?”“Well, it says you are not wearing any panties.”The women giggles and replies, “Well ,…
Read MoreWhen a Child got a Magic Lamp
The genie replies, “It is done! What is your second wish, Rich?”
Read MoreHe Has an Affair But His Wife is Stupid
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes…
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