Old Jew is on His Deathbed

“Are my brothers and sisters here with me as well?”And they too tell him that they are here. So the old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says,“If everybody is here … why is the light on in the kitchen?”

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Blonde Men – Joke of the Day

A blonde man shouts frantically into thephone “My wife is pregnant and her contractionsare only 2 minutes apart!” Is this her firstchild?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts,“this is her husband!”.

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Manali a Perfect Place for Your Holiday

The most appreciated getaway spot in India, Manali, attracts tourists from all parts of the world. Set amidst the Himalayas and River Beas, Manali is one of the most visited hill stations in the world, not just a cliché honeymoon spot but an adventurer’s home too; the place has a lot to offer especially the…

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Wife With Husband’s Brother

the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,cowering on the closet floor. “You rotten b.stard,” says the husband, “my wife’s havinga heart attack and you’re running around naked, scaring the kids!”

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Girlfriend Is always Angry

“Two girlfriends?” I asked.“No,” he said. “Just one really angry one.”

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John want to Live in Legs

She said, “What was your toast?” John said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside my wife.” “Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the…

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Hilarious Wife & Husband

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What is the Difference between Typhoid and Covid?

What is the relationship between Typhoid and Covid? Difference between corona and typhoid Actually, Dr. Himanshu says that typhoid and corona are completely different diseases. Typhoid is water and food-borne disease. Whereas, coronavirus is a fully infected viral disease. However, some symptoms of both are found like fever, vomiting, body ache, and weakness. However, they…

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Three Elderly Ladies in the Park

has a stroke. The second ladyalso has a stroke, but thethird lady was sitting too far away.

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What Bloody Difference Does That Make?

She was confused and asked “What bloody difference does that make?”To which I replied promptly, “If it’s male it’s solicitor, if it’s female it’s secretar

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Married Couple is Preparing to Have fun

“Damnit Sharon, I’vealready got the collar on!”

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Literally Funny

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture:-All were missing d target:-OSuddenly he received call from her:-“Hi, what are you doing?”His honest reply:-“MISSING YOU”

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Mother of Six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his…

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When Professor Told Dirty Jokes in Class

Somehow the professor heard about the protest.In the next lecture,in the beginning of the lecture he said : “in Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night.”All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them :“Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn’t take off until the afternoon.…

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When survivor meets the God

God smiles serenly and answers:“Yes, my son, please tell it to me.” The jew grins and says: “How do youget the number of a girl in Auschwitz?You look on her arm!” God doesn’t laughs, instead, he looksrather shocked. The survivor shrugs with his shoulders.“Eh, I guess you had to be there.

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