A black chieftain confused with his baby and wife
a doctor to figure out that you have slept with my wife!”The doctor remains calm: “The answerlies in the genetics. Some genetics have recessive traits, which are not apparent tothe parents but may be passed on to the child. For example, last week one of your sheepgave birth to a black sheep.”The chieftain pauses for…
Read MoreWhen Two Ladies Meet in the Heaven
“Well,” she says, “I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion.”“Too bad you didnt look in the freezer,”…
Read MoreWhat Old Man Finds in Grand Son’s Room
“That’s a great idea.” He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a c*ndom.“What size would you like?” asks the pharmacist.“Big enough to fit a Camel.”
Read MorePreacher Father Tried an Experiment with His Son
A Bible.A silver dollar.A bottle of whiskey.A Playboy magazine.‘I’ll just hide behind the door,” the old preacher said to himself. “When he comes home from school today, I’ll see which object he picks up..”“If it’s the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!“If he picks up…
Read MoreI wanted was a girlfriend with big Tools
never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often…
Read MorePlot Twist in Naughty Student
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which…
Read MoreTragedy in Posh Theatre
where he is. The usher became impatient with the man says “Sir, if you don’t get up, I will need to get my manager involved” Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usheras he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt…
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Top 5 Most Expensive Private High Schools in the USA
Salisbury School Lawrenceville School Riverdale Country School The Hotchkiss School Avenues: The World School Salisbury School: Salisbury School is an all-boys, private college-preparatory boarding school founded in 1901 and located in Salisbury, Connecticut. Its school newspaper is The Cupola. Its mascot is the Crimson Knight. Address: 251 Canaan Rd, Salisbury, CT 06068, United States Phone:…
Read MoreStory Of Cow And Bull Meeeting
The people were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi, who was very wise, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening; “Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach…
Read MoreWhat Did Her Wife See on The Bathroom ?
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
Read MoreMan Calls Emergency Services While Camping
never thought of that!” *Hangs upEdit: Thankyou for the awards kind strangers!Cheers from the land down under!
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