well. She came home, dropped her
pants turned round and got on all fours to show me.
I said “who the fuck is BOB?”

”Sure, I’ll go.” The next day, the boy comes home from school “Dad, have you gone by…
the school?” He asks.
“Not yet.”
“Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”
“Why?” asks the father.
The boy explains, “Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked ‘What, am I suppose to stand on my cock!?'”
“Exactly,” says the father. “Alright, I’ll come.”
The next day, the boy asks his father “Did you go to the school?”
“No, not yet.”
“Don’t bother, I got expelled.”
Surprised, the father asks “Why did you get expelled?”
“Well, they summoned me to the principal’s office, and sitting there was the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.”
“The fuck was the art teacher doing there!?” asks the father.
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with floppy ears or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have this
cute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?”

So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store owner
and replies, “quite frankly mister I don’t think my snake gives a damn.”

congrats! Why 10? The man says if
that won’t get the taste out, nothing will.

where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie.
He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers,
his driver’s license number, his address, etc…

The cabbie said, ”If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!”
So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas, and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity,
and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, ”How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked?

”Fifteen bucks,” came the reply.
”And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?”
”What?! Get the hell out of my cab.”
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ”How much for a ride to the airport?”
The cabbie replied, ”Fifteen bucks.”

The businessman said, ”OK,” and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each of the other drivers.

His wife,
crying uncontrollably answers, “Yes.”
He asks, “Whose is it?”
His wife replies, “Your