The rabbit responded, “I’m probably a type O.”
A rude man walks into the
bank and tells the teller:
with this man. The manager, hearing the story, goes back to the man to see what the problem is.
After asking the man, he responds with ” There is no fucking problem. All I wanna do is cash my
10 million dollar check from winning the lottery and then put it in this goddamn bank!”
The manager responds with “Oh, and is this bitch over here giving you any problems, sir?”
Top 7 Royal Enfield Logo Printed T-Shirts
1. Classic Desert Storm:
The Royal Enfield Classic Desert Storm is a successor to a motorcycle that had proven its worth in the harsh desert during the challenging era of war and not just a motorcycle in different shades.
| Material | 180 GSM, Cotton |
| Origin | India |
| Place to Buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Colors available | Black |
| Rating | 4.2/5 |
| Price | 660 INR |
2. The Flying Flea:
The “Flying Flea” was a born to fight motorcycle as it was launched in the time of late 1930s by the Royal Enfield during World War II. As inspired by the lightweight of this motorcycle, this shirt was made of light fabric so that wearer can do extreme exercises without feeling any load of the clothes that he/she is wearing.
| Cloth Quality | 180 GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Origin | India |
| Place to buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Colors Available | Black, Grey, Olive |
| Price | 780 INR |
| Rating | 4.3/5 |
This is a regular fit classic crew neck t-shirt with a Royal Enfield Flying Flea graphic print on chest and a vintage “Made like a Gun” Royal Enfield trademark printed on the back. It is fabric dyed with cold pigment process for a look that makes the wearer, the “ONE” among the crowd. It is made up of legacy and 180 GSM 100% cotton fabric and has a branded leather patch at the bottom like a cherry on the cake. Its price is 780 INR.
3. Long Way Home:
The shortest distance between two points is the one that is taken by most to reach their destination but that does not work for those who want to take the long way of fun. Royal Enfield designed this one for those who want to take a long way and fill their appetite of wanderlust by doing so. Royal Enfield presented this t-shirt as a proclamation of exploration, curiosity and, as written before, the difficult-to-quench thirst of wanderlust.
| Origin | India |
| Cloth Quality | 190GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Price | 1100 INR |
| Place to buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Colors Available | Black, Navy blue |
| Rating | 4/5 |
This is a regular fit, classic crew neck t-shirt with “take the long way home” graphic print on the chest stretching to the belly. It is a single jersey, made up of 190 GSM, 100% cotton fabric.
4. Classic Skunkworks:
The working spirit of Skunkworks is saluted by Royal Enfield, an enthusiastic person, custom modifiers and the ones that want to make their bike look like sunshine in the dark. Skunkworks has done a classic work for Royal Enfield by making a shirt which it became one of its best sellers.
It is a regular fir, classic crew-neck-shirt which has a Royal Enfield classic work by Skunkworks print on the chest. It has a Royal Enfield trademark logo printed on the back. It is a single jersey made up of 180 GSM, 100% cotton fabric.
| Origin | India |
| Cloth quality | 180 GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Place to buy | See here |
| Price | 660 INR |
| Colors Available | Olive, black |
| Rating | 4.2/5 |
5. Himalayan Masterpiece:
This one is created by Royal Enfield to depict the spirit of mountain bikers which show that there is no limit of height or place for biking. This displays the main motto of every biker, which is “to ride anywhere”.
This is a regular fit, classic crew-neck-shirt with a Royal Enfield Himalayan graphic print on the chest. It is a single jersey which is made up of riding spirit and 190 GSM, 100% cotton slub fabric.
| Origin | India |
| Cloth Quality | 190. GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Price | 660 INR |
| Colors Available | Off-white, Mustard yellow |
| Place to buy | Royal Enfield Himalayan Masterpiece TSAW18010 T-Shirt (Off White, M) Get one now |
6. Royal Enfield Redittch:
The iconic monogram of Royal Enfield Redditch first appeared in 1939 on the 125cc 2-streak motorcycle called the “Royal Baby”. And to make this a legend, the Redditch colorways has revived the original Redditch monogram on the Royal Enfield Classic 350.
| Manufactured by | Royal Enfield |
| Price | 660 INR |
| Material Quality | 180 GSM, 100% cotton fabric |
| Place to buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Origin | India |
7. Royal Enfield Re Logo:
This creation of Royal Enfield is to make its wearer remember the old school Royal Enfield’s vibes. It has the 1955 Royal Enfield logo’s graphic print on the chest.
| Manufactured by | Royal Enfield |
| Price | 540 INR |
| Material Quality | 100% cotton fabric |
| Place to buy | Buy on Amazon |
| Origin | India |
when mom and dad both cheat
“You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.”
“Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole.”
“Clever girl,” purrs Mummy. “What could you see through the keyhole?”
“I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other’s clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.”
“Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?”
“Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year”
Teacher Asks for Being Late
A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?” Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does your parents fighting have to do with you being late for school?” Student: “One of my shoes was in my mom’s hand and the other one was in dad’s hand…
What Mindset Has Made You Successful?
What mindset has made you successful?
Money doesn’t attract money. Money attracts thieves. Value attracts money. The quicker you come to terms with this principle, the faster you move up the echelons of life.
Pain motivates people to take action two times more than pleasure. Therefore, your chances of getting rich are two times more if you provide solutions that alleviate pain than solutions that derive pleasure.
To succeed as an entrepreneur, provide a service to people that will make them comfortable and make you uncomfortable. This will motivate them to transfer money into your pocket to enable you to enjoy a comfortable life in the future.
Do not seek to be successful. Seek to become a man or woman of value. Success follows value.
Success is not the result of money. Money is the result of success. Similarly, happiness doesn’t follow success—success follows happiness.
To become highly successful you must dedicate yourself to lifelong learning. Not in the academic sense of the word, but in the personal development sense of the word—also known as self-education.
The secret to success is habit, and the key to success is to change all your bad habits. Bad habits lead to disappointment, failure, misery, and misfortune. Good habits lead to success, excellence, happiness, and good luck.
Push yourself constantly and be consistent to ensure your personal growth. Remember, no one else is responsible for your life—and your life doesn’t belong to anyone else but you.