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The mother’s heart is the child’s school-room.” “To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.” — “The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.” “Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.” “Acceptance, tolerance, bravery,…
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and said to her ‘‘honey,your hearing aid needs a battery replacement.’’
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the boy, “The babysittersgot one, I’ve seen herwashing dads face with it .”
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her place. She took out her keysopens her door turn on the light and she yells towards upstairs“Mom, are you still awake？”
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ഞാൻ ഒരു മധ്യവർഗ കുടുംബത്തിലാണ് ജനിച്ചത്, പക്ഷേ എന്റെ എൻഫീൽഡ് എന്നെ രാജകീയമാക്കി. ഈ ലോകത്ത് രണ്ട് തരം ആളുകളുണ്ട്, ഒരാൾ ബുള്ളറ്റ് ഓടിക്കുന്നയാൾ മറ്റൊരാൾക്ക് ബുള്ളറ്റ് ഓടിക്കാൻ ആഗ്രഹിക്കുന്നു. ആൺകുട്ടികൾ കളിപ്പാട്ടങ്ങൾ ഓടിക്കുന്നു, പുരുഷന്മാർ സവാരി ENFIELD. തോക്ക് പോലെ നിർമ്മിച്ചത് ബുള്ളറ്റ് പോലെ പോകുന്നു. ഞാൻ മദ്യപിക്കുകയോ മയക്കുമരുന്ന് കഴിക്കുകയോ ഇല്ല, കാരണം എന്റെ ബുള്ളറ്റ് എനിക്ക് മതി. മനുഷ്യന്റെ കാലുകൾക്കിടയിലെ അടുത്ത മികച്ച കാര്യം – റോയൽ എൻഫീൽഡ്. എൻഫീൽഡിലിരുന്ന് നിങ്ങൾക്ക് ലഭിച്ച…
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the execution of the men.He then turned to the minister and said“Of all the men close to me, you are the only one loyal”.” You are not just my minister, but my closest friend as well”.The minister was elated and replied with tears in his eyes.“Slankyou my lord”.
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catch me, you can have me.”As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next…
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Morris called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press, and Wall Street, responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined…
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After…
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would happily exchange mine for smallerb*obs, especially since I’m a dude.
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