Lady Got a Hilarious Reply from Men

of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”

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When the husband became ashamed after listening to his wife

seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife.“Now you know how I always feel.”

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Tragedy In Honeymoon

Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?” Wife looks confused: “But that’s your task, honey.” “What? Why?” “It’s all over the Bible, dearest.” “The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!” The wife grabs hold of a copy and…

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A Body Builder Takes off His Shirt

screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her.He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that.She says, “I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!”

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Funny Short Stories For 12 Year Olds

Two Cats And The Monkey Story: One day two cats were arguing over a piece of bread. They kept fighting over how much each of them should get. A monkey was perched on a tree nearby and was watching the argument happen. He called out to the cats and said he was willing to help…

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Men Can Change Their Goal for Girl

and the man use the wood for making bed. Moral – A girl can change your goal.

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A Panda’S Shootout

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Don’t Put Into My Mouth

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4 Tips for Guys for Successful Relationships

care for you and that you will care for her, in sickness and in health.It’s absolutely fucking vital that these threewomen do not know each other.

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When a Divorced Mother Gets a Man

school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike

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Wife With Love in Bed

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The said funny story of sergeant-major

“No problem, sir,” says the S-M, and when C Company is on parade, he calls out “Atten-shun! Higgins! Your father’s dead!” at which poor Higgins breaks down in tears on parade and has to be escorted away. The next morning, the colonel once again sends for the sergeant-major and says “Mr. Macintosh, once again C…

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Blonde Goes to Internet Café

“In that case, follow me.” So she follows him into the back room andhe pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down hisboxers and says: “Well go on then you said you’d do anything!”So she picks up his d.ck, holds it to her mouth and says: “Hello………mom are you there?”

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How To Remove Pants

After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on…

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Two Nuns are Painting

on the door. Flustered, one says, “Who is it?”followed by a man’s voice saying, “Blind man.”Figuring the man wouldn’t see anything, theyopen the door. The man walks in and says,“Nice tits ladies. Now, where do you want meto install these blinds?”

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