What in His Pocket

“ the teacher says “no! It’s an orange”Johnny comes up next and reaches in “ it’s rectangular and firm it’s an eraser!” Teacher goes no “It’s a granola bar” dirty Ernie stands up and goes “ teacher I’m reaching in my pocket abd felling something long hard with a firm pink tip” the teacher gasps…

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A Girlfriend With Her Boss

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your b*tt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.“What’s wrong?” he asks.She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-A$$ grill for one…

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Be Honest With Your Girl

Johnny then answers: “Those are storks eggs” Mary is still intrigued: “But Johnny what are these?” while pointing at the pubic hairs Johnny isn’t bothered by Marys stupid questions and says: “That’s the storks nest leave me alone already” The next day Johnny wakes up in a hospital bed and his groin is so painful…

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Caught During Sniffing

sister’s funeral kind of awkward.And who thought you could make the funeralfor such a small child more awkward than it already was.

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A Nun Walks into Hooters

the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a…

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Woman With priest In plane

but I must warn you, I will not lie.” “With your honest face, Father, no one will question you,” she replied. When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” “From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing…

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Comes from the Tattoo Parlor

and she replies with,“tat for tit”

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Do everything that we saw in the video

freaking excited, until she fucked the pizza guy.

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Story of a POOR Train Driver

He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident.He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came,he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric…

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A Family On Nuude Beach

A man, his wife, and his son all go to a nuude beach. Naturally, the young son has lots of questions. He runs to his father, “Dad! Dad! All of the women have these things hanging from their chests!” His father tells him, “Son, those are breasts. The women with large ones are dumb and…

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Her daughter is pregnant but she did not sleep with anyone. But How ?

The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it.A few moments later, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”The doctor replies, “No, not really. It’s just that the last time something like this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill.…

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The Harder you Rub – Bigger it Gets

But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again – “p3nis”, this time written slightly larger. So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson. Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word “p3nis” again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went…

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Large Woman in the Bar

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about…

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A Girl wants For Some Short From Boyfriend

to be honest with me.’‘Ok’ said the boyfriend ‘I fucked your sister’.

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Man and Woman on The beach

A woman with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying.A man walks up to her and says “What’s wrong?” She replies “I’ve never been hugged before.” The man looks around and gives her a hug.  The next day he encounters the same woman, crying again on the beach. He asks her…

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