They Fun on The Sofa

end and I’ll grab the other”

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When There’s a Competition of Vampires

their heads.“Well… I killed the entire family and sucked the blood dry!” he replied.“Wow, fascinating!”, replied the other two.Then the second one takes the next turn, “Watch and learn, guys!”He flies even faster, at about 120 miles/hour. After only 5 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth and his neck“What happened??” they…

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the Wife Said I Would Commit Suicide

“That’s the fifth timeyou’ve said that today”

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How S*x Change The World

After three years of research at a cost of more than 2 million Euros, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s p3n|s is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their study. The Aussies didn’t…

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Drunk Man Meets Police

alcohol abuse and the effectsit has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture atthis time of night?” The man replies,“That would be my wife.”

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Are You Blonde ?

replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”“Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it,takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry ma’am.If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t…

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70 year Old Man Picks Woman

a 20-minute nap, and while I’m asleep, I need you to hold my old pecker.” She agrees, he wakes up 20 minutes later and goes at it again, just as vigorously as before. The girl is amazed at the old man’s stamina and repeats her freebie offer, the old man tells her that once again,…

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Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal were playing hide and seek.

finds Isaac outside where he hasdrawn a square around himself. Albert asks Newton “What kind ofhiding place is that Newton?” and Newton replies “i amnot Newton i am a Pascal.” Albert asks Newton “What kind ofhiding place is that Newton?” and Newton replies “i amnot Newton i am a Pascal.”

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When Two Drunk People Start Arguments on Pandamic

The first one slurs…back, “Well I have a DhD.” The second says, exasperated, “What the hell is a DhD??”The first cackles, “You’re some doc if you don’t know what ADHD is!

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Firemen and Chief

Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The Fire Chief walks in and says, What are you doing? Give this man mouth to mouth. One of the fireman says: I did how do you think all this shit got started…

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Fcukin One

Tom and John are hanging out. Tom asks John, “It’s fuuckin’ freezin’ in here. Can you get me my fuuckin’ slippers?” John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom’s hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, “Your brother told me to have sxx with both of you.” One of the sisters…

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The Best Joke of All Time According to Someone

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!” Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative…

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Husband shocked her wife

sounds strange.Husband: Dozentit.

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He likes his bartender better than barber

the bartender says, pouringthe man a shot. Downing the drink, the manreplies, “And that’s whyI like you better than my barber.“

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What will you do When Wife Runs Away With Cop

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can…

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