When a Boyfriend asks his girlfriend to have $*x with her boss for $2000
pick up the money very fast he wouldn’t even have enough time to undressed himself.” So she agrees.Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, “what happened?”She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still f*cking!”
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A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The pharmacist then asks what she needs it for, to which she replies: “I want to use it to poison my husband. The pharmacist says “Ma’am, I can not give you arsenic for that reason.” The woman then pulls a photograph from her…
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Thailand andseek a physician there instead. Upon examining the patient, the doctor said, “Ah… Very common. Bad doctor in your country just want money. No need cut.” Relieved with tears of joy, the young man then asked, “How would you treat me then?” Of which the Thai physician replied, “Dont worry! One more week. Dry.…
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बेंगलुरु स्टार्टअप ने COVID-19 के लिए होम स्क्रीनिंग किट की लॉन्च
जेनेटिक और माइक्रोबायोम परीक्षण के लिए बी 2 सी प्लेटफॉर्म बेंगलुरू स्थित स्टार्टअप फर्म बीओएन वेंचर्स प्राइवेट लिमिटेड ने सीओवीआईडी -19 के लिए एक तेजी से घर पर स्क्रीनिंग किट लॉन्च किया है जो मिनटों के भीतर परिणाम देता है। कंपनी ने कहा कि वह उत्पाद उपलब्ध कराएगी … “हम अमेरिका में अपने एक साथी…
Read MoreStubborn dog and troubled owner
he went to the door, and I let him out.The next day he was back, resumed hisposition on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious,I pinned a note to his collar: “Every afternoon yourdog comes to my house for a nap.” The next day he arrived with a different…
Read MoreA Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar… And
The Sith and Mando laughs athim saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated othersinto giving him their wealth showsoff his McClaren F1. The patrons at the bar are amazed and even the Jedihas to admit it’s a nice ride. They bothend up saying it’s a Good Car. The Mandalorian walks aroundthe corner…
Read MoreTragedy in The Forest
A man and a woman started to have sxx in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
Read MoreWhen the wife died
They said, “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.” I said, “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”
Read MoreRussian, American, and British Admiral
swims under the ship, climbs up the davits and stands in front of the admiral and salutes.The Russian says, “That, gentlemen, is courage.”The American says, “That’s nothing.”He calls over a PO and says, “I want you to jump off the bows. Swim under the ship to the stern and then return.”The PO salutes, jumps off…
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Every Time I Talk To A BeautifulWoman My Wife Appears Out Of Nowhere.”
Read MoreWhen Husband wants to play golf
ball when you aren’t looking?” “No,I guess not” replied his wife. The man said….“Neither would Clyde”
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