School Kids Always Funny

Boy: Our principal is so stupid. Girl: Don’t you know who i am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the principal’s daughter. Boy: Do you know who i am? Girl: No. Boy: Good (walks away)

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A Blonde and a Lawyer in Plane

the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,…

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Their Daughter is Spoiled

ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.’‘OK, Dad… as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling newMercedes limited edition convertible that’s…

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Full Body Gora Karne ke Upay Medicine Nuskha

त्वचा का रंग हल्का होना क्या है? स्किन लाइटनिंग एक कॉस्मेटिक तकनीक है जिसका उपयोग त्वचा के रंग को टोन करने के लिए किया जाता है। यह आपकी त्वचा में मेलेनिन की मात्रा को कम या नियंत्रित करके काम करता है। एक असमान त्वचा टोन हाइपरपिग्मेंटेशन का परिणाम हो सकता है – जो आपकी त्वचा…

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A mum, dad, and their son go to the zoo.

the mother. The son then asks the dad, whosays “that’s the elephant’s penis, son”. “Then why did mummy say it’s nothing?” Asksthe boy. “Son, I’ve really spoiled that woman”

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A Boy is Selling Fish on a Corner

the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.” He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!”

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How He Knows He is Single

know that ?”Cashier: “ Because you’re fucking ugly”

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The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone

This is wonderful The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: . Tender one. Amazing one. Lady of my dreams She called the Tender One and his mother answered. Then called the Amazing One and his sister answered! When she dialed the third number her own phone rang!!!! She cried until she got…

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What is The Best Way To Stay Good-Looking?

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If There Is No Light, It Does Not Speak The Truth

“I’m making love to my wife,”…. the man answers indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.” “Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”

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When Young Woman Married an old Man

young man supposed to do he asked?”The doctor replied: “The younger man will wave towel at your wife while you guys are intimate.”So they found a young good looking guy who was willing to wave a towel at the old man’s wife, while he was trying to please her.They tried over and over, but he…

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When Somebody killed Nobody & Crazy Ran away

ran into the police station and tell themwhat happened and thepolice asked “Are you crazy” and Crazy said “yes I’m crazy”and he got kicked out ofthe police station Lesson: Never name yourchild Somebody, Nobody, and Crazy

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No Phone Call During S8x

even if you hilariously answer with,‘I can’t….talk now, I’m going into a tunnel

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Tragedy in Sleeping Cabin

were both still wide awake and they both knew it.He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you bewilling to reach into the closet under your bed toget me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied “Just fortonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.” “That’s a great idea!”, he…

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A Congressman and Little Girl in Airplane

but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks…

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