There was an American man who lived in Thailand

The man was horrified. He went back to Thailand to see a Thai doctor thinking he would know more about it. The doctor said “Oh yes, pongolion HP, very rare. yes” said the Thai Doctor. The American doctor wants to amputate my penis, the man said. “Stupid a american doctor, make more money that way, no need amputate.” “Oh thank god” said the man. Then the Thai doctor said “wait two weeks, falls off by itself”.